Okay, Philadelphia, celebrate like you've never celebrated before. Skip school and work and dental appointments and court dates to go to the parade. You've waited long enough. You've earned this.
Just don't go and get all soft now that you've finally had a reason to pop the champagne for the first time in 25 years. Come Sunday, I want to see you in front of your TVs at home and down in the sports bars booing the Eagles the first time they go three-and-out in Seattle.
I'm confident you won't let us down.

